so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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