her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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