so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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