and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
We had sex on a dog bed..
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
