So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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