I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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