its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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