Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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