i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
