Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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