it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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