I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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