If i come over, it means nothing
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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