69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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