You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
