just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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