The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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