Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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