Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I want to have your abortion
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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