Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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