I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
