Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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