She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Can you bring me the toilet please
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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