Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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