so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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