I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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