You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
bring money and cleavage
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Randomize
