didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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