Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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