we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Drunk is not a location!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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