Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
tell me about the eggs
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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