Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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