i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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