Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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