ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
