My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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