im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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