i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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