dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm just crazy horny about you
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize