Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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