Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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