Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I came so hard my ears popped.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
