Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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