do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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