Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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