I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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