does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize