talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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