I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The air was thick with penises
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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