i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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