dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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