Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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