i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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