I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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